What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”
i wish you could anonymously ask questions in real life
acting cool around ur crush
Freed,dear…I love you and all…but….how can someone possibly hate gum???
Once upon a time, when the Raijinshuu were young, Freed and his team were tasked with looking after a group of grade-schoolers on a field trip out in the woods. It was good money and easy enough work, but Freed will never forget the nightmares caused by that night. As the Captain slept in his extra-plush sleeping bag under the moonlight, the devious little students snuck over and stuck chewed game all through his long, luxurious hair.
His screams could be heard three towns over when he awoke.
That was the first time Freed had to chop off his hair, and the reason he learned magic that could grow his hair back within days.
Needless to say, Freed Justine was never fond of gum after that day. It didn’t help that Bixlow would find any opportunity he could to tease the rune mage about it.
"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth
i have never felt so bad for a confused mother